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No one’s gonna stop me from poo-in in my bathroom when I have to.
As Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget the future.”
Before I had Piper McKenzie in my life, I was a hollow shell of a human being. Now I ate spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.
The superpower I would least want to have would probably be the power to fly a plane as a licensed commercial airline pilot because I think that job must be really taxing and stressful.
The first play I ever wrote was titled "Red Wine And Razorblades. After that I was ashamed.
If I were to finish this sentence it would be completed.
If I didn’t write plays or do things like Dainty Cadavers I’d probably be at church.
Sugar and spice and two pencil eraser-sized bumps of heroin you thought was coke that a guy gave you in the bathroom of the last bar you went to: that’s what little girls are made of.
I think the Internet affects the ways we make theater in that it makes research easy and focus hard.
In the beginning God created math.
I couldn’t live without H2O, but the part of it I could live without is natural occurring elemental hydrogen.
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